▸ BREW CONTROL PANEL
> COFFEE_OS initialized
> Awaiting brew command...█
▸ HARDWARE MARKETPLACE
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Titanium Steam Wand
Military-grade steam. Froths milk in 0.3s.
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Quantum Bean Grinder
Grinds beans at a subatomic level.
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Gold-Plated Teapot
WARNING: High risk of 418 errors.
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Neural Taste Enhancer
Makes decaf taste like espresso.
▸ BEAN POINTS™ LOYALTY
45BP
Total Brews:3
Earning Rate:15 BP/brew
Tier:◆ BRONZE
455 BP to next tier
▸ SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS
WATER TANK:87%
BEAN HOPPER:62%
BOILER TEMP:93.4°C
PROTOCOL:HTCPCP/2.0
UPTIME:418d 04h 18m
▸ WEB SERVICES 🌐
Recursive Auto-Brew
Infinite coffee. No escape.
Satellite Bean Locator
Global GPS bean scan
Digital Caffeine Gift
Send caffeine digitally
Self-Cleaning Cycle
+5 Bean Points per cycle